probleme de dotare la nivelul secretariatului

salutam treimea conducatoare a Kondiment...

in urma unei crize de nervi provocata de dotarea necorespunzatoare a serviciului de secretariat si a unor cercetari facute prin firma, mi-am pus neuronii la treaba si am compus acest mail.

ce ii lipseste secretariatului? simplu: o IMPRIMANTA FUNCTIONALA.

este foarte adevarat ca secretariatul nu este departamentul de design, care se bucura de facilitati pentru care ii invidiem cu drag si spor. dar, cum biata cristinutza are in job description printatul cat mai multor documente foarte importante pentru firma, mi se pare ca ar fi cazu sa se ia niste masuri. mersul cu miloaga la design dauneaza grav nervilor, rabdarii proverbiale ale cristinutei si a altora, dar mai ales respectului.

de aceea, in urma unor consfatuiri intre marile intelepte din camera cu smart people, am ajuns la concluzia ca VREM IMPRIMANTA DE CALITATE. trebuie sa recunoastem ca este putin cam rusinos ca fix secretariatul sa nu poata sa-si desfasoare activitatea datorita unor dotari sub standardele europene - si voi acu.. trebuia sa pun ceva sforaitor.

multumim si asteptam cu mare speranta rezolvarea acestei probleme arzatoare si consumatoare de timp si nervi,

Marile intelepte

PS fiti siguri ca vom reveni cu un mail dupa 48 ore.

Ochi verzi, niciodata sa nu ii crezi!

Ochi verzi apartin unor persoane foarte pasionale. Le place sa se joace, cand vine vorba de o relatie, de a sorecele si pisica. Dar odata ce Cupidon ii tinteste cu sageata dragostei, atunci aveti grija, pentru ca se anunta incediu de proportii.

Pun mare accent pe incredere si respect intr-o relatie, fie ea de prietenie sau de dragoste. Sunt persoane ce sunt foarte bine primite in grupurile sociale, indiferent de nivel, deoarece exprima mult optimism, veselie, emanind o atractie invisibila ca a unui magnet.
Sunt persoane profunde care admira chiar si lucrurile cele mai simple din viata, cum ar fi o perna foarte pufoasa pe care se odihnesc sau soarele de dimineata ce razbate pe geam.
Au capacitatea de a vedea calitatea ce mai buna din oameni si ii apreciaza pentru ceea ce ei sunt si ceea ce ei
reprezinta.
Au multe vise, si intotdeauna scopul lor este sa le implineasca; nu le place sa lucreze cu jumatati de masura.

Sunt misterioase si stiu sa pastreze un secret.

Ca si defecte trebuie sa punctam ca uneori sunt prea timide si isi arunca prea des ochii in gradina vecinului, fara sa se uite in a sa.

Buna dimineatza, everybody

alina popa: :-? cin te-a alergat azi noapte pe acoperisuri? vreun alien?
madalin dinu: :))
madalin dinu: eu l-am alergat pe el
madalin dinu: :p
madalin dinu: eu fiind predatorul
madalin dinu: si nu doar unu' ci mai multi]
madalin dinu: am omorat :p
alina popa: asta explica multe... si antenele parabolice din capu tau reprezinta un semn al victoriei, nu?
madalin dinu: de ce? am parul sculat?
madalin dinu: =))
alina popa: eu zic sa recunosti ca ai cam fost tarat prin tufisuri..
madalin dinu: ma gandeam eu
madalin dinu:
alina popa: si s-a lasat greu alienu cela
madalin dinu: nu recunosc nimic :d
alina popa: clar clar... de-aia stai batos pe scaun.. sunt semnele razboinicului...
madalin dinu: :)
madalin dinu: de fapt sunt atent la un tutorial :p
madalin dinu: despre cum sa omori alieni
madalin dinu: :))
alina popa: scuzati scuzati.. inteleg... ce ti-e si cu tehnoligia domle.. tre sa fii mereu la curent
madalin dinu: da, ca si alienii astia se mai dezvolta, inttodeauna vin cu ceva nou
madalin dinu: noroc ca sunt destui indivizi care pun pe youtube tutoriale video
alina popa: :))
alina popa: bun bun.. si descurcaret.. bv bv
madalin dinu: :p

Iata ce mi-a dat fratele in cautarile lui pe net

sunt absolut geeee-niii-aaa-leeeeeeeeee...

1. Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.

2. Atheism: A non-prophet organization.

3. I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. - George Carlin

The most henious and the must cruel crimes of which history has record have been committed under the cover of religion or equally noble motives.
Mohandas K Gandhi, Young India, July 7, 1950, quoted from Laird Wilcox, ed., “The Degeneration of Belief”

“It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.”
Mark Twain

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.
Mark Twain

If God has made us in his image, we have returned him the favor.
Voltaire

Black holes would seem to suggest that God not only plays dice, but also sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen.
Stephen Hawking, NATURE, 1975

Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions.
Blaise Pascal

You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend.
Richard Jeni

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Steven Weinberg

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
Edward Gibbon

Our ignorance is God; what we know is science.
Robert Ingersoll

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.

If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity, He will not use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
Dave Barry

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
- Epicurus

There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.

If we go back to the beginning, we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit adorned them; that weakness worships them; that credulity preserves them and that custom, respect and tyranny support them in order to make the blindness of men serve their own interests. If the ignorance of nature gave birth to gods, the knowledge of nature is calculated to destroy them.
Baron D’Holbach, cited in Jonathan Miller. (2004). A Brief History of Disbelief [TV-Series].

If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
Bill Hicks

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
Isaac Asimov

One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion.
Arthur C. Clarke